Tuesday, 9 March 2010

MR (NO MORE) NEXT TIME

today i went out with this guy, L. On several occasions, he tried to ask me out on dates. Being not very interested, i always had to say "we'll see", but of course, the day never did come. now now, he was impatient i guess, so he said we'll see= nothing happens. so tonight, i finally went out with him.

Car, CHECK.
Rich, CHECK.

so last night, when i was about to say meet at dhoby ghaut, he said lets meet at plaza sing. i actually thought i mentioned i wanted to meet there, turns out, its for his convenience. "next time lah, i'll take note wherever is convenient for you."

was supposed to meet about 6.30pm. he said he wanted to drive. okay fine, set the time to 8.15pm.

8.15pm: sorry i'll be there latest at 8.30pm! :(

8.30pm: walking from park mall now

8.40pm: finally get to see his face.

did you come from JURONG????

"huh why would i be in jurong?"

anyway, when he saw me, first thing he asked was, are you dressed so nicely cuz of me? *rolls eyes*
i wanted to ask, are you dressed so badly cuz of me?slippers and berms put me off. really bad. especially the first time we are going out.

and then we (he) had subway. miser TTM. we could have gone to a restaurant, i'll foot my own bill but no, we did not. (throughout the whole night he was complaining how restaurants were expensive)

"is your make up very thick ah?" is that any of your problem? after i got pissed he said im a natural beauty.

drove us to marina square, nothing at all, shops were closing. so we walked aimlessly around.
"where are we going?"
" to somewhere my senses tell me to"

WTF moment again. and then he said something about heading to esplanade and find somewhere to sit down. i thought a cafe or something.

walked to esplanade, sat by the SEA. thats " somewhere to sit down". anyway, he took off his slippers!!!! by this time i wanted to cry, seriously.

then he said where do u want me to drop you off? where is convenient for you? (great, not planning to send me home.)

my house downstairs will be the most convenient actually.

"oh if i live in your area, i'll definitely send you home lah" SHUT THE FUCK UP now.

the only nice thing he said was im pretty. THATS IT. like i need you to tell me that. i know that well enough mister. if not why did u even wanna go out with me?

the whole time he kept saying, next time i'll take note okay? that is IF we have a next time darling.

2 comments:

Nga Kwan, Yau said...

hahaha! having to read this post again, i think he is really WTF!

D said...

hahaha yeah manzzzz